A LITTLE ABOUT ME

What you need to know about me.

I met my husband in Smyrna, Tennessee.
I’m Italian but thanks to Sally’s Beauty Salon no one can tell.
I hold the record for the longest continuous garage sale – patiently waiting on the weather.
I’m very funny after two double amaretto on the rocks.
I will laugh if you have a cramp in your toes.
I save recipes just in case.
People say I look 20 with the mustache gone.
I run with scissors because I’m a rebel.